If you’re absolutely sick of scrubbing out the words ‘Drunk Octopus wants to fight you’ around the vicinity of that ubiquitous two-pronged hook (you know the one I mean), may I direct you towards Scout Regalia’s Wall Hooks? There’s no off-kilter eye and the tentacles are decidedly steadfast and sober, so it won’t inspire any more graffiti upon your walls. However, your friends could be absolute savages when it comes to writing implements and vertical surfaces, and, in that case, all I can do is wish you the best of luck. The SR Wall Hook is made of heavy gauge powder coated steel and available in a pleasing array of colors.
Includes: SR Wall Hook, Stainless steel phillips head screws, Drywall anchors, Instructions for drywall anchors
Colors (from top left): Mint Green, Fern Green, Navy Grey, Salmon Pink, and Bright Orange
Dimensions: 3″ W x 3-1/2″ H x 1″D
Available from Scout Regalia, 18.00.