Cheeky necklaces which have descriptions of lavish jewelry in a simple font.

Make an anti-watch statement with this very witty bracelet. "Seifart plays with the trend in which watches are increasingly being used as fashion accessories rather than as a way of telling time. This timeless bracelet is made from stainless steel and has a traditional fold-over clasp." 7"l

For those of you preparing for nuptials, you might find these of interest. These wedding bands are handmade with your/your partners fingerprint, hand-engraved on the inside/outside of the band. A number of styles/materials are available, and all are by commission only (of course). ladies simple 2.5mm court bands gents simple court 5mm

"Don't play with guns. Don't do drugs. Instead...Toy Me! Milan designer Georgo Phillip Pecenikov (a.k.a. Gogo) comes from a family of traditional high-end jewelry makers, but he uses his knowledge to create edgy, clean and modern pieces that are a world away from the fru-fru of high fashion. This necklace takes the form of a capsule, cast in silver, plated with rhodium (the most expensive and reflective of the precious metals) and gold, and decorated with a crystal. What makes it extra special is that the capsule can be opened, concealing what? A secret message? A painkiller for emergencies? Whatever "your poison."

100% silver chain.

I haven't gone berserk over a watch in a long time, but this is so simple and cool that I'm sort of verklempt.

I remember seeing this years ago, before BLTD, but I haven't posted it yet because it wasn't in production yet. But now it's now available, in two versions. One version, direct from the designer has a sharp edge and the other version folds out into a less obtrusive type of brass knuckles.

Women's adjustable gold or polished rings in three iconographic symbols and text. Bronze with 24 karat gold plated or polished chrome finish Dimensions: Adjustable Chrome, $30.00 Gold, $40.00

If I were to wear a brooch, I think I would wear one of these. mild steel and paint. from 2" to 4" in height.

I know, I know, guns aren't considered the most neutral of topics, but I do like them in earring form.

"These earrings are toy versions of the AK47, a rather famous automatic rifle. Swords to ploughshares? Ironic comment on gun culture? Self defence for earlobes? You decide...."

For would be adulterers, this clever little ring leaves an imprint of "forever yours" on your finger when you remove the ring.